my OTP is like a wand. I did not choose my OTP. My OTP chose me.
(via harmonyinthetardis)
My Facebook News Feed has exploded with posts about the “Zombie Apocalypse” in the last 2 days. And everyone that posts about it talks about how “ready” they are, because they’ve watched The Walking Dead. No, that is not going to help you at all, The Zombie Survival Guide will. And I have a copy at my house. My point is, you’re all going to die like fools, and I’m not.
(via tonystaarks)